What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

Au Jokes More Au Jokes

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.