Thanks for the gold!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Au.
Add 24 carrots
Being normal.
Au, yeah!
Having legs.....
In his treas-arrrr chest!
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
amuse me first...hahaha
The redditor never gets gold
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Start a war.
You add 24 carats!
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
Absolutely Auful!
He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.
Gold
Au!"
Stay gold, Ponyboy.
White and gold.
Walking
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
AU GUYS!!!
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!
A-U" :
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!
Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere
Pupil : It's stolen !
I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.
They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !
AU, get outta here!"
Shoot the people pushing it.
An un-armed gingerbread man
A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:
a spaghetto.
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
So they can look like their mothers.
A pair of legs.
Having two legs
Black People
The punchline is too long.
With a crowbar.
A Failanx
A: Ok you 2 dont start anything
asks the bartender. "I got fired."
Ray Charles answering the iron
They're both gold-diggers
