Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What's a blonde's favourite wine?

A: "Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!