What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."