What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

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What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."