What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he saw a dancing soup container?

That can can can-can!

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt?

A Tank Top

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!