What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

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Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle?

A trike

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire