Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!