Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

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What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11