He thought he was melting.
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Your T.V.
My bike
Because it scares the dog.
By becoming a ventriloquist!
A salad shooter.
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
A: Because they'll melt.
thermite.
