What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

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What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.