What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

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Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.