What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.