What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.