What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

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When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?

Small medium at large.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.