What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway