What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What do you call a stick with autism?

Autistic

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.