What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.