What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you a white convict stuck between two black convicts?

An Oreo crookie

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.