Red Red Wine!
It was stuck to the chicken.
An outlet
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
You meet new people every day.
Hip-pop.
Denim denim denim
They both have empty heads.
Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.
La chaim-lich maneuver.
About three fifths.