One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
A dollar
A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.
I'll tell you tomorrow.
The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
Pokemon go always goes down on me
Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.
Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.
At a mars bar !
They didn't have enough pitchers.
EX-STREAM!
Your ex.
