What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you