What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire?

The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

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What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O?

Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Which is harder to make?

A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.