One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
A gun actually does something when triggered.
A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.
He dumped his girlfriend.
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.
She became salty.
Quarter pounder with cheese!
A towel head.
The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"
With lots of hops!
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Your ex!
