What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

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What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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What does a Canadian hipster say?

meh".

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

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What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

What did the New Yorker order from the Liberian waitress?

Ebola soup!

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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.