What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

New Yorker Jokes More New Yorker Jokes

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank?

He wanted to wake up oily.

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.