What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

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What's the difference between a cult and a religion ?

About a couple thousand years.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite board game?

Sorry!

What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

New Yorker Jokes More New Yorker Jokes

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.