What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

New Yorker Jokes More New Yorker Jokes

What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).