What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

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Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.