What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.