Diet coke has better advertising.
One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!
You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.
A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
Because he was still at large.
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
She thought it was diet coke.
