Diet coke has better advertising.
One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
It weighed too much for its scales !
Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
