What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

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Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.