What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*