What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.