Diet coke has better advertising.
A cactus has the prick on the outside.
Your mom is funny.
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
His diet was krill-in him.
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
