When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.