When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

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What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.