What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.