What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

Previous Random Joke Next
Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.