What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

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Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine