What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What has four legs and several fins?

A: A happy bear!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

Why are horses never overweight?

They're on a stable diet.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."