How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

Historian Jokes More Historian Jokes

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

Joseph Jokes More Joseph Jokes

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.