How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

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Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

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What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.