None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
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Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Dry Humour.
Octopie
Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.
The ones in the mail of course!
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
Because Joseph was Stalin.
Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
He died on the cross!
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
Because Somalia doesn't have an education system
Ginger Beard
Pho queue
Vietnoms
A: To meet chicks.
Too many thank-you notes.
