Historian Jokes

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes More Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).

Suggest Jokes More Suggest Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why was C afraid ?

Because other alphabets were

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

Joseph Jokes More Joseph Jokes

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court