None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
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Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body
30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.
Jesus may actually return some day.
Mourning wood! :)
A whole chuck-load.
There's no jack
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
A: To meet chicks.
Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams
A hot mess.
Dry Humour.
