What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

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Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

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Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.