How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

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What do you call a lesbian octopus?

A lickalotopuss.

What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

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What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.