What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

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Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

What do you call a white Arab prince?

A milk sheikh

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.