What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

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What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's?

Sheik Shake

What do you call a white Arab prince?

A milk sheikh

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired