What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do groups of cows not like new music releases?

Because they've herd it all before

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humpfree! :P

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.