What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

What's the spaciest kind of camel?

Andromedary