What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."