What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

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What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.