Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

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Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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They go to the mooooovies.

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A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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Drama Dairy Jokes More Drama Dairy Jokes

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.