Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

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What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

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What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humpfree! :P

Drama Dairy Jokes More Drama Dairy Jokes

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.