Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.