What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

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What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.