What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years