What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

warm

13 Year Jokes More 13 Year Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years