OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
Money's tight these days!
Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool
Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**
Because he was 9/11.
Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
Athena reindeer landing on your roof !
Exactly the same.
winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."
Ma'am, that's a Shovel.
