OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny
You can lick a plate dry
Your uncle.
9/11
When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
It depends on how thinly you slice them.
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Ma'am, that's a Shovel.
Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !