OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon
They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank
Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
It got stuck in 9/11
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.
