Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

S Jokes More S Jokes

What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

s of the Carribean.

Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !