OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
It got stuck in 9/11
I couldn’t turn it down.
s of the Carribean.
Get under another one
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
9/11
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
Just Juan....
Sant rolling off your roof.
Ma'am, that's a Shovel.
Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !