How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke