How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind