How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end