How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.