What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

Pork Jokes More Pork Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger