What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

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What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

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How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.