How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

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How do you call a man without a body and a nose?

Nobody knows. Sorry if it is a repost

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why are atheists poor?

because its a non-prophet organisation.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.