What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

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Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.