What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

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Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.