What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

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What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

What is a dog's favourite food ?

Anything that is on your plate !

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche