What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

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Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*