Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.