Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.