How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

Drug Test Jokes More Drug Test Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"