How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

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What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.