How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

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How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest