How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope