How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

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What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

What are a redneck's last two words before dying ?

WATCH THIS !

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Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What do u call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

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Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.