How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

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She was maid in France !

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What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

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They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

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What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

the panoptijohn

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For the Watch.

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What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

How does a poor mans cube look like?

A: It's a sphere.

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What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.