Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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What's a blind deer's favorite dance move?

A no-see-doe

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

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How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

How does a poor mans cube look like?

A: It's a sphere.