Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

Poor Man Jokes More Poor Man Jokes

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed