Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.