Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

Poor Man Jokes More Poor Man Jokes

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed