Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?

Angus McCoatup

What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year?

A celery increase.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

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What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.