Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.