Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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You are no longer kneaded."

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.