Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

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What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

What do you call a red-headed baker?

A Ginger-bread man

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Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

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What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

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What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.