Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

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What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.