Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)