Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

What's a blind deer's favorite dance move?

A no-see-doe