He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Neither work when you open windows.
Because they knead dough.
He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.
Because he kneaded them.
A: He kneaded the dough.
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
I'm not doing that again for two bucks.
Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.
