Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

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What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived !

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."