Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

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What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

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Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

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Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough