Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.