Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels