Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.