Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What would romantic living dead movie be called?

Zombaes

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull