What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

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How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

What do you call a hippie with a business major?

A Hippie-crite.

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Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What kind of printer does a pig use?

A: An oinkjet.