Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.