Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

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Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

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Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"