Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.