What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.