What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate