Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

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Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

What's the most racist letter of the alphabet?

Not Z.

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Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS