Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

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How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

P Jokes More P Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!