Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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What is a witch's least favorite food?

Burnt steak.

What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

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Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

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Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!