What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid

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What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

Tooth hurty

What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

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What's Charlie Sheens middle name?

Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.