How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What does Diana stand for?

Dead In A Nasty Accident.

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.