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The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
The police found it easier than arresting her.
Because he took the stairs.
Because the g is silent
In case they run out of bullets.
and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"
You're hired
He resisted a rest.
You don't. The police shoot you.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.
Glock coma
They gotta catch 'Jamal
A small medium at large.
Oman!
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
Impounding your mother
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
They both sang at the police.
You got the Wong guy.
The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.
That's not my stile.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
He wanted to work undercover.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
They had no leads.
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
They never stop lighting up.
Because they never run from nothin but the police
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
Escargot stolen.
They all have the same PR guy.
They suspected it of fowl play.
The police.
Because he was white.
Rest in **police**.
The police made him bring it back again.
One protects all colors.
Stop. Police."
Because he's not a rat.
Copholders
An un-armed gingerbread man
It always had some sort of weed on it!
Because the police charge you.
The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Because he was on the lam.
He was wanted for several charges of battery
You bust a nut
The police held an inn-quest
A fair cop.
He's resisting a rest!"
You are under arrest.
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
Sting operation, of course!
Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.
He ransomware.
Because he needed *arrest*!!!
It was a brief chase...
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.
C4 yourself!
He was under investigation for excessive use of Force
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
Because it was a(salt)ted.
It reads "Small medium at large."
Shady's back*
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
A fair cop !
amaized.
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
She:No, I'm a dentist
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
When Islam begins.
A coconut.
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
