Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic