Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.