Because it was Pablo-matic
Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.
A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
Because he always called shotgun
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
They are too trigger-happy.