The barber ran
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
He didn't have any depth perception
Hamburger!
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
A director's cut
Curling Iron.