He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
Disoriental
They though it was Riel funny!
Jose can you see.....
Minus one.
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
Relief
It's already run out of battery.
He kilt himself
A. Electricity.
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)
A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
A: I didn't do it on porpoise.
Dolphout
A porpoise.
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.