Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

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Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!