He was tired of Haulin' Oats
Some bright spark.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."
You get some hoes and they get dough for you.
Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!