Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

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Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats