Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What is a pigs favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What is hard and six inches long?

my pen is