Because he kept running out of the pen.
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
They got tired of all the minotaurs.
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.
A teddy boar !
A ham brake !
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*
Because it came out of the pen.
They get sent to the pen.
