Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!