Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!