Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What is hard and six inches long?

my pen is

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !