Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What's the best sport to learn when you are moving?

A: Boxing

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint