Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

and

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.