Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

What is a pigs favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!

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What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.